This webpage is surrounded. I'm afraid I must not
ask anyone to leave the webpage. No, I must ask
nobody ... no, I must ask everybody to ... I must
not ask anyone to leave the webpage. No one must
be asked by me to leave the webpage. No, no one
must ask the webpage to leave. I ... I ... ask
the webpage shall by someone be left. Not. Ask
nobody the webpage somebody leave shall I. Shall
I leave the webpage? Everyone must leave the
webpage ... as it is ... with them in it. Phew.
Understand?

FOOT!

Welcome!

Now, alduce me to introlow myslef. I'm sorry.
Alself me to myduce introlow. Introme to-lose
mylow alself. Alme to you introself mylowduce.
Excuse me a moment.

(One lobotomy later.)

Now, allow me to introduce myself. I am Halfdead.
This is my homepage. I intend to make this a one-stop
webpage for all things Monty Python.

It's ...

The Full Monty!

NOBODY expects the Full Pithon! My chief topic is
scripts ... scripts and cast information ... cast
information and scripts .... My two topics are cast
information and scripts ... and sound from the series ....
My three topics are cast information, scripts, and
sound from the series ... and a chatroom for Monty Python
fans .... My four ... no ... Amongst my topics ....
Amongst my contents ... are such elements as cast information,
scripts ... I'll come in again.

(Exit and exeunt)

Anyway, putting things together may take some time.
Meanwhile ... Why don't I tell you a joke?

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer?
Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

Hahaha! ... Hahaha! ... Erg ... (croak)

Ahem. What did you say? You don't know what Monty Python is?
Read the FAQ in The Full Monty.
Or even better, read this.

Do you know who directed 12 Monkeys, The Fisher King and The
Adventures of Baron Munchausen?

"Monty Python" and all related material � 1969-1998 Python (Monty) Pictures, Ltd.
This page is brought to you by the Department of Redundancy Department.

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You want to tell me how
~~crap~~ lovely my homepage is?
Mail me.

Or Guestbook me.

And here is the final score:
Pigs

- British Bipeds 4.
The pigs go on to meet Vacki Carr in the final.
Halfdead Production. � 1998
Last modified 8th September 1998.